OMG i have a sweater like this but its yellow, red, blue, green, and orange, the rainbow except purple! BILL COZBY SWEATER <——(bridesmaids reference lol)
BAHAHHAHA gotta love movie references!
Jamie:
SHAM-Rock
Brittany: Tee-hee hee
Jamie: shake
ME: and this is when i break out OutKast and sing "SHAKE IT SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE, HEY YA" and ferociously shake my chest.....
Jamie: YES!
Brittany: and this is when I yell Burlesque.
ME: i saw the pussycat sluts-oops i mean dolls, with _____ in 8th grade and damn I can shake it but they were visiting from WHORE ISLAND...lololol
Brittany: Oh? Were they climbing people like trees? Was heat radiating from their undercarriages?
ME: yes actually they were climbing each other like trees, and i had to yell out to all the dudes in the audience, SIR YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION, and they kept telling me its the pleats...then i told them they had three seconds to GTFO, but the guy said you can't get anywhere in three seconds your setting me up for a loss already
Brittany: HAHAAHAHA was there an air martial near you? Eat at any brazilian restaurants lately? ;)
ME: yes i asked the air marshal if he hid his gun between the checks, he said no only in between yours baby ;) and after we went into the restroom and did everything but resting, as soon as we landed on the ground i took a shit in the street. it was the fucking air plane food, you know how that goes
Brittany: Tee-hee hee
Jamie: shake
ME: and this is when i break out OutKast and sing "SHAKE IT SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE, HEY YA" and ferociously shake my chest.....
Jamie: YES!
Brittany: and this is when I yell Burlesque.
ME: i saw the pussycat sluts-oops i mean dolls, with _____ in 8th grade and damn I can shake it but they were visiting from WHORE ISLAND...lololol
Brittany: Oh? Were they climbing people like trees? Was heat radiating from their undercarriages?
ME: yes actually they were climbing each other like trees, and i had to yell out to all the dudes in the audience, SIR YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION, and they kept telling me its the pleats...then i told them they had three seconds to GTFO, but the guy said you can't get anywhere in three seconds your setting me up for a loss already
Brittany: HAHAAHAHA was there an air martial near you? Eat at any brazilian restaurants lately? ;)
ME: yes i asked the air marshal if he hid his gun between the checks, he said no only in between yours baby ;) and after we went into the restroom and did everything but resting, as soon as we landed on the ground i took a shit in the street. it was the fucking air plane food, you know how that goes
All the soap opera stars are wearing them says the old lady in the store. And why do I give a fuck about soap opera stars? (Taken with instagram)
That awkward moment when you’ve been rocking out to “wild ones” so much you start to think you really should be the one singing with flo-rida…. (Taken with instagram)
